Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Worst Show in the History of Humankind

Is anyone else watching the "Battle of the Sexes" on GSN? This show is so bad its a war crime. Convene the International Court at The Hague. This Tom Whatever and Kennedy are parroting every cliche about men and women back to each other. I can't even put it on mute and not be sick. I want to kill them both, I want to do it with my bare hands, I want to look in their eyes as I send them into the eternal night.

This makes "Celebrity Poker" look like "King Lear". Did Robert Williamson III get caught canoodling with al-Qaeda and end up sentenced to provide color for this show? Every time he speaks he sounds mortified. And what the hell happened to Chris Moneymaker? He looks like he hasn't slept since he won the World Series. He looks AWFUL.

This show has to be stopped. Who do I write to? Who do I bribe? Who needs to be liquidated?

posted by Gene @ 9:23 PM   |