Sunday, November 05, 2006

I Speak For All Football Fans

I hate John Mellancamp.

I hate Chevrolet.

I hate General Motors.

Because of that "This is My Country" song.

That they play every commercial break.

Every commercial break.

Every commercial break.

Every commercial break.

Sometimes they play it twice during a commercial break.

This has been going on for weeks now.

It has to stop.

Please make it stop.

Why would anyone think a montage of images of Vietnam, 9/11, and Katrina would make me want to buy a Chevy?

Because they don't.

I do not want to buy a Chevy.

Ever.

For perpetuity.

Throughout the Universe.

Who was the genius who thought examples of American weakness, failure and sorrow would make consumers want to buy a car?

And can this genius be sent to a small arid island with no electricity for a term of at least 20 years?

Is this too much to ask?

I don't think it is.

Thank you.

posted by Gene @ 8:51 PM   |