Has It Really Been a Year Since Brokeback Mountain Came Out
I'm not at all crushed that I won't be joining everyone for this year's WPBT blowout. No, yinz go an have fun without me. Really.
I fully expect there to be a large number of Stetson-wearing gentlemen with diminished net worths come Sunday night. Whoever thought to schedule the blogger events year after year with the National Rodeo Finals is a genius.
Tell you what, come Saturday afternoon I'm going to be dying for a bacon cheeseburger from the Burger Palace at the IP.
Well, maybe not.
Those of you who are going out for the first time, I have this advice...have fun. I didn't say it was good advice, or useful advice. That's the best I can do. Chances are you'll have fun without any guidance from me.
Sigh. Think I'll just get planked Saturday afternoon and pass out on the toilet. Sort of my civic duty, bloggerwise. Sigh.