Tip For the Day
Never use a Sharpie marker while wearing a shirt you like.
That is all.
Well, that's not all. Had on a Polo dress shirt I got a few Christmases ago, was marking a box of new checks "NEW", as if I needed that clarification, and I was holding the box awkwardly and it slipped and I reached for it...and I got a nice black dot right on the shirt. Awesome. Seriously, sometimes I wonder if I'm getting enough oxygen to my brain.